So she's really a guy...

Okay Boys... I have some good news, and some bad news. Let's start with the good news... there is hope.

And now for the bad news. Before I begin, this is not about looks, but... if you look like this ...

and you say stuff like this...

Him: Hot ass

Her:  ummmm hello?
Him: Let's fuck

etc, etc, and that works for you, and you actually got sex... Congratulations, there's a 95% chance that you just fucked another guy.

For most women, that doesn't work. We like words. They don't have to be soft and sweet romance, though we like that too. But they do have to say more then "hey Baby, you're not worth the time it takes to speak to." So, if those cheap lines work for you, then either you fucked a guy, or a very dumb woman.

Food for thought? I thought so.

And tomorrows post... stay tuned for how to de-noob yourself on a budget.

Mmm, discoveries

Wow, what a week. Where do I start?

Okay, I'll begin with the bed, lol. As many people know by now, I'd decided to make my own bed, well, you know how bad the lag can get, and while the bed will be fab when I'm done, I'm still not done with the bastard.

I've had numerous offers of advice, help, was even given a new bed. The problem isn't with my building, etc, the problem was lag, and then on top of that, my wonderful, creative, evil friends who have tried to "help me" with pose setting. So I've gotten a little done, and got done a lot. lol I'll take picks of my bed, and the friends, at some point this week and post them.

No small parts...

Okay, so there was a casting call, Sleepy was looking for blue eyed blonds, which I just happen to be, so I went. I enjoyed the shoot, except for the crashing, which was my fault, I should have turned off some stuff, like accepting pics, notecards, etc, and my friends on/offline notifications. But I forgot, and they were a busy lot that day, lol, crashed me twice passing me stuff and logging in and out.

Anyway, here is the vid, Enjoy.

I had fun making it, though I didn't know I was gonna later be a momma.

Photoshoot with Dean

Okay, so I got distracted. I will confess now I will periodically do this, have a few days in between blog posts. My rl gets unexpectedly hectic, which I am sure you know all about.

I managed to go through the pics Dean took and pull a dozen or so of my favorites and put them up on flicker, you can  See them here

I'll pop one in here, because I can.

Go peek, you know you wanna.

Joey

Phew...

Okay, so, I know I haven't posted in about a week, things got a little crazy, lol. My rl realised that I was busy online, so of course, that was the perfect time to go kaboom. I made notes, as I went, so I didn't forget anything I wanted to blog about. Over the next couple of hours I will finish up and post the entries so you will see...

~ There are new pics on my flicker from the shoot I did with Dean Haystack as well as the pics I chose for the Who's Who book

~ I have another vid out. It was a small part, which is cool, some of the most famous actors irl started out in bit part supporting roles. Although... when you watch the vid you'll see, not as small as I'd thought, lol.

I will say this, Woot, god ate me out, lmao, and the vid has inspired more naughty thoughts which I will share another time. I need to see if anything will come of it first.

In the meantime, Slippery Dreams,
Joey

Time to catch my breath.

I don't know what to say about the past 36 hours except wow.

I got a new house, in an adult area, and I think I'm gonna love living there. I got settled in last night, met some of the neighbors, and had a little fun. I love making new friends, you never know when someone you simply said hi to will later turn out to be important in your life.

Best of all, I had great sex (thank you boys).

And, just as I was going to settle in to what I thought was a quiet evening I got an unexpected chance to do a photo shoot. The photographer gave me one of the pics, to post, and when his blog entry is up I will link to that as well, so you can see more. I'm excited, I think it's a sexy pic, and clean, even though I got a little dirty making it. hehe.  Check it out.

And today, First, I log in to learn I'm being offered a dancing job, had a quick interview to seal then deal and then, as I'm sorting things so I can go shake my ass, I get invited to an orgy. My first sl orgy... I was ever so tempted by the thoughts of tangled limbs and roving hands, enough so that I almost went, despite the rl obligations keeping me away.

Why is it that when you want to be truly perverted you've got some sort of rl roadblock? I swear I'm finding Murphy some day and shoving his laws up his ass in a non fun way.

All in a days work...

My thoughts on my first few days in the porn industry...

To be honest, I was expecting a lot of assholes, a lot of playa playa poser types intent on using the proverbial casting couch for nothing more then cheap thrills, and while I am all for cheap thrills, I am also the sort of girl who, once I decide I'm going to do something, I find out everything I can about it, and do it right, which usually means avoiding the playa types in favour of those like me, who like to play, but also arent running some sort of scam.

I've been pretty lucky so far. Most of the people I've met have been genuinely nice and not trying to pull a fast one. I say most, because there was one, my first day, made a promise he still hasn't kept, but I knew he was full of shit right from the start, he had that con man sort of smell. I'll be blunt, I was horny, and he emoted half decent, well enough that I enjoyed myself despite his annoying preference to emote my actions for me. (note to the reader, that's an automatic, not again, beside your name for a lot of rp'ers)

For the others, who've been offering advice, help, sometimes more, I thank you. You've been making this more enjoyable then I anticipated, sex aside, though thank you for that too, lol

Wishing you Slippery Dreams,
Joey